When did pleated pants go out of style?

When did the worldwide memo go out and how did I miss it? Maybe it went to my junk folder or got zapped by my spam blocker. Maybe I don’t tune into the right shows or follow the right people on Twitter.

My wife and daughter just told me last night and it turns out that they’ve known for 3-4 years. They have allowed me to walk around as a fashion mess this whole time. I’m thoroughly embarrassed.

Does anyone know where a 46 year old man can buy some skinny jeans?